FAQ
The most frequently asked question is:
Question1. I want to visit on
- DATE - What will that day be like?
Surprisingly, everyone seems to think we know what swingers' night will be
like in the future. Sure, the night you want to
visit the club!
Predicting the
weather is science, and therefore "we" can tell you what the weather will
(possibly) be like in a few days. However, it is impossible to predict how many
couples will visit us on any given day in the future. So the answer is:
WE DON'T KNOW!
Because it was busy/quiet last week doesn't mean it will
be busy/quiet next week. So really, it's no use asking what it was like last
week!
Let us ask
you a question! How much will a kilo of bananas
cost if there is unexpected frost during the harvest season in Brazil?
Question 2.
'When is the best time?'
Arriving late in any case is not a good
idea. If you arrive late there is obviously less time to enjoy yourself. And if
all people come 'early' then there immediately is a good atmosphere as well! (And the party can begin!)
Question 3. ‘What is the best day?’
Sometimes the Wednesday is the busiest day. Sometimes the Saturday is the
busiest day. Sometimes .....
Question 4. ‘Are you open on …….?’
On our ‘Prices and Opening dates’ page there are no less than 4 links to our
opening dates CALENDER. We are always open on Saturday but other days vary
throughout the year so
check our calendar!
Question 5. ‘Are
single men welcome?’
Yes! However, we need to keep the balance between
couples and single men so access is never guaranteed! So guys, to prevent going
to our
club for nothing, click
HERE!
Question 6. ‘How many couples
will be there and how many single guys?’
Some couples complain
that there are too many single guys while other couples complain that there are not enough single guys! If you are a couple and
mainly looking for single guys click here:
Sex Cinema El Sofa
At 'The Swing' we keep the balance between single guys and couples and that
means there are always less single guys than
couples!
Question 7. 'Can men access all
parts?'
No, there is one double room which is accessible to
couples only.
There are also 4 cabins, with a door of course.
Question 8. ‘Where are you
located?’
There is a button on the website named ‘Location’ so if
you click that button you will see a photo of the premises, the address and a
Google map. It will even advise you where to park. (If you arrive by car)
Question 9. ‘I am 25, are there people my age?’
Well, we do get customers that young but on the rare occasion only.
Benidorm is not Ibiza!
Question 10.
‘Do we have to have sex or can we just watch?’
The Swing is a
place to have a good time and nobody decides what is a good time but you! You do
whatever you please as long as you have consideration for our other visitors.